your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
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Hi im alex
Anonymous: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
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So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
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